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An article of "da ghetto flick guide to ya gagstas" issue 983 07.29.02
Author Mr. Derrec Flatbottom
Used under permission of worh nothing bublications NW.Arkansas
Tar warz episode 0.9 beta is going to be it's producers first first "real"movie, though some elements were borrowed from the previous shortfilm "Gates Vs Mac". Producing the film was indeed a difficult task, because from the start it was obvious that the budget was going to be bigger than ever before, a whopping $3 budget (mostly wardrobe and special FX) was hard to fill, but eventually the money was raised together. A signifigant time was spent making costumes and building the set, which can indeed see from the coming movie's outstanding atmosphere. The filming took unexpectecly long time, and the pressure was raising. "will the movie ever be ready" the financieers asked, but surely, after six long hours of hectic filming it was finally done! Though the gaining pressure lead to the firing of the scriptmaker Mr.Bazz it didn't luckily affect to the filming, because script was already written.
Now the raw material of the film is being edited to be a blockbuster mammoth saga, and only time will tell if the film will ever pay its huge investments back to its makers. Dont miss the premiere i say, because the previews of the film that I have been fortunate to see promise this film to be like nothing ever filmed before, A real future classic for years to come, the epic story, the stunnig FX, the detailed costuming, the mammoth sets, the brilliant directing and the mindmeltingly awesome acting of the leadstars all say that when this film comes to your theater you better go watch it, so that you can say to your future childrens someday that yes i saw it in the premiere" and earn the respect and admiration of those todlers forever.
May the Geforce be with you!
An article from "Hit movies"
Used under permission of Shithead publications Inc. CA Springfield
The Tarwarz episode 0.9 beta has just hit the streets, and it has been a real success. We have been lucky to have an interview with the busy director of this film. And now to the interview.
In one dark evening in New Your i was amazed when i saw the hit film director Mr.Bazz. I had to interview him that second, and he agreed!
Bazz: Who the F**k are you?
JA: i am a journalist for a movie magazine.
JA: Was it hard to fill the amazing $3 budget?
B: The budget wasn't supposed to be as big as it did, but it seems that the risk is going to pay off, well we just have to see, and hope the people will come to see the movie.
JA: Where did you find those amazing actors?
B: We had some people in mind, like Thom Spanks, Julee Robber and Arnie Swartgerznierderdorfgger but it was realised that those people just didn't have what it takes to be an actor in this film.
JA: Tell me about the amazing set?
B: It took a lot of work and time, but they came out OK.
JA: What color of hat are you wearing?
JA: The author of the script had some issues during the film making?
B: He was such an arsehole with his stupid script, I will never work with him again as long as I live!
JA: Do you think that the film will have social effects around the globe?
Kebab selling person: Whad do ou have? To go or ou eat here?
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